happy new year

Brother for sale

fuck a rubbber

Fuck, Finally theres a reason to go bareback. now my dick wont smell like a clowns fingers.

only in japan

Me

LION MARU VERY POPULAR!!! =)

The Vandals

I'M IN!

uh oh

Starwars

fucking chris cunningham rules

Suspiria

All this M needed was a nice rough R'ing.

FIX PUSH

Gay Blacks Rule.

When i saw it i just got real bummed and mad at my friends and went to bed.

the anthem for the apocalypse

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FUCKIN MEAT

Niggerace

Snoops gone soft on us. fuck t-pain and sean kingston. Hey calvin grow a pair and quit sucking.



The Realness.

Slay3r

nerd

i met this dude, he is rowdy and funny as fuck.

cannibal corpse rules.

more of my friends should be liek this.

naomi watts riots
2:16
why are you here yet gfaggot
you apprectate my dick almost as much as i do

Ryan
2:17
gotta share the love of dicks
i've probably seen your dick about as much as i've seen your face
in person
i'm sure if there was a police line of dicks

naomi watts riots
2:18
hahahaha i lvoeyou

Ryan
2:18
i could point out yours

Real Talk.

For fuck's sake please please just stick to your Jenkem 5 chunks.

Pinball Getting Over

T.I.L.T.'s a Pussy.

oh shit

this is really funny, midgets are really funny, firearm mishaps are really funny, people falling is really funny. funny music is funny, this is funny.

Hey look. Its alice!

I was born here

The Zombeatles

To walk the night

mouth

put shit in your mouth, dont listen to blue turdz, i just finished a wicked drawing then put everything i used to make the drawing in my mouth, if i have a child im gonna tell him to put everything in his mouth.

yeah

yeah

SLEEPAWAY CAMP

FUCK YEAH!

the slaughter

havent watched the whole thing. but could something with this much boobs and blood during the intro realy be bad?

http://quicksilverscreen.com/watch?video=13776

canada eh

what a herb, i am better at c walkin thing this slob.

shame on a nigga

i hate stupid abstract art, i hate polo chongos, i hate waiting, i hate not doing what i want, i hate big trucks.

opera of gore

hmmm

future?

ALL HAIL THE ANTI POPE!

The conclave entered into the room.
Inside of it they sat, these cardinals of doom.
Their votes was unanimous.
The horror instantaneous.
Observe! Smoke from chimney - not white but red!
They say it was the day that God bled.
Nuns weeped, holy men cursed
As they looked up onto the balcony and saw…
Beelzebub the First!

I am the Anti-Pope.
I am the Anti-Pope.
Like a lion kills an antelope.
Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe.
I am the Anti-Pope.

Two thousand years ago
Jesus said to his travelling show,
"No need for push. Do need for jostle.
Peter, you is my number one apostle.
Your name is mean rock - on you I build church.
No longer for successor I have need for to search."
But by Judas this words was overheard
And with mighty Satan he soon conferred,
"Oh Prince of darkness, be not in hesitation.
The head of God’s Church needs decapitation!"

I am the Anti-Pope.
I am the Anti-Pope.
Like a lion kills an antelope.
Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe.
I am the Anti-Pope.

"Hey, Grim Reaper, lend me your sickle.
This world needs some culling, blood needs to trickle!"
Prepare for the end - the Apocalypse approaches.
It’s feast time for maggots, worms and cockroaches.
But here comes White Horseman - Defender of God,
Exposing to everyone his powerful rod!
"I alone will fight for Jesus Christ
With sword so sharp I can make cheeses sliced."
He laughs to the Devil, he takes aim at Death
And he strikes down the enemy who takes one last breath.
But too early the victor makes his victory roar.
He may win this battle, but he not win the war.
For, yes, Beelzebub the First is set fire to then crucifixxed.
But next Anti-Pope is Zladko the 666th .

Yes, I am the Anti-Pope.
Like a lion kills an antelope.
Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe.
Like a neck in a hanging rope.
Like a germ in a microscope.
Like a witch reads a horoscope.
Like a cutter stabs an envelope.
I am the Anti-Pope.
There is no longer hope.
Long live Molvania!

GG ALLIN

OUTLAW SCUMFUCK

put on the tupac

yeah.

hair

2girls1cup

this actually makes me feel worse than that.

GANGPOL UND MIT

fuck the rain. this shit actually makes me not do anything and lay in bed all day and feel ok with it.
at least this is good.

NWEON

i fucking hate poop and puke and gross stuff its funny and shit but its fucking gross. i never wanna see anymore photos, videos, emails, nothing about it, i only like my poop in the toilette for like 3 seconds before i flush it for life. i like white paper and clean stuff right now.



i need one of these machines.

LEVEL33DEMONTHRASHR

this is the seahag.

130CATS

this video makes me want 130 cats.
CAT WOMAN

THE DARJEELING LIMITED PART 1

part 1 of new wes anderson film.

and hey if you dont like it. you get to see natalie portman naked.

if you have the time, watch all the parts, hard as fuck, solid as dicks.

Quality Entertainment

Courtesy of The Seahag
Watch now!
Not for the weak.

lerjefeseverin

i once knew this girl who will remain nameless, her story is somewhat sad but mostly rad. she refused to work a 9-5 job or hustle, steal, or do anything boring, she"worked" 3 nights a week and made more money then me and most of my other friends, one night on 3rd ave and 13th street she was waiting for the bus when a older man in a red mustang approached the curb slowly, he asked her "how much for blow job" when she first heard that she was shocked and disgusted. as a joke she said "five hundred dollars", the man replied, "get in". they drove around the corner and she went down on the man, no questions asked, she felt a rush, doing something that is horribly looked down apon, she didn't need the money, she didn't need it for drugs, it was just something to do, she ended up working downtown 3 nights a week by her self, no pimps, always wearing protection, living a normal life, just those 3 nights, she did this for a few months making around 2000 dollars a week, i just wish she told me this before we started dating.

satire

animals rule