Wednesday, October 31, 2007

the slaughter

havent watched the whole thing. but could something with this much boobs and blood during the intro realy be bad?

http://quicksilverscreen.com/watch?video=13776

Monday, October 22, 2007

canada eh



what a herb, i am better at c walkin thing this slob.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

shame on a nigga



i hate stupid abstract art, i hate polo chongos, i hate waiting, i hate not doing what i want, i hate big trucks.

Monday, October 15, 2007

hmmm



future?

ALL HAIL THE ANTI POPE!


The conclave entered into the room.
Inside of it they sat, these cardinals of doom.
Their votes was unanimous.
The horror instantaneous.
Observe! Smoke from chimney - not white but red!
They say it was the day that God bled.
Nuns weeped, holy men cursed
As they looked up onto the balcony and saw…
Beelzebub the First!

I am the Anti-Pope.
I am the Anti-Pope.
Like a lion kills an antelope.
Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe.
I am the Anti-Pope.

Two thousand years ago
Jesus said to his travelling show,
"No need for push. Do need for jostle.
Peter, you is my number one apostle.
Your name is mean rock - on you I build church.
No longer for successor I have need for to search."
But by Judas this words was overheard
And with mighty Satan he soon conferred,
"Oh Prince of darkness, be not in hesitation.
The head of God’s Church needs decapitation!"

I am the Anti-Pope.
I am the Anti-Pope.
Like a lion kills an antelope.
Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe.
I am the Anti-Pope.

"Hey, Grim Reaper, lend me your sickle.
This world needs some culling, blood needs to trickle!"
Prepare for the end - the Apocalypse approaches.
It’s feast time for maggots, worms and cockroaches.
But here comes White Horseman - Defender of God,
Exposing to everyone his powerful rod!
"I alone will fight for Jesus Christ
With sword so sharp I can make cheeses sliced."
He laughs to the Devil, he takes aim at Death
And he strikes down the enemy who takes one last breath.
But too early the victor makes his victory roar.
He may win this battle, but he not win the war.
For, yes, Beelzebub the First is set fire to then crucifixxed.
But next Anti-Pope is Zladko the 666th .

Yes, I am the Anti-Pope.
Like a lion kills an antelope.
Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe.
Like a neck in a hanging rope.
Like a germ in a microscope.
Like a witch reads a horoscope.
Like a cutter stabs an envelope.
I am the Anti-Pope.
There is no longer hope.
Long live Molvania!

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Sunday, October 7, 2007

Thursday, October 4, 2007

2girls1cup

this actually makes me feel worse than that.

GANGPOL UND MIT

fuck the rain. this shit actually makes me not do anything and lay in bed all day and feel ok with it.
at least this is good.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

i fucking hate poop and puke and gross stuff its funny and shit but its fucking gross. i never wanna see anymore photos, videos, emails, nothing about it, i only like my poop in the toilette for like 3 seconds before i flush it for life. i like white paper and clean stuff right now.



i need one of these machines.

Monday, October 1, 2007