Sunday, December 30, 2007

Thursday, December 27, 2007

fuck a rubbber

Fuck, Finally theres a reason to go bareback. now my dick wont smell like a clowns fingers.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Tuesday, December 18, 2007


fucking chris cunningham rules

Monday, December 17, 2007


All this M needed was a nice rough R'ing.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Monday, December 10, 2007

Gay Blacks Rule.

When i saw it i just got real bummed and mad at my friends and went to bed.

Friday, November 30, 2007



Snoops gone soft on us. fuck t-pain and sean kingston. Hey calvin grow a pair and quit sucking.

The Realness.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Tuesday, November 27, 2007


i met this dude, he is rowdy and funny as fuck.

cannibal corpse rules.

more of my friends should be liek this.

naomi watts riots
why are you here yet gfaggot
you apprectate my dick almost as much as i do

gotta share the love of dicks
i've probably seen your dick about as much as i've seen your face
in person
i'm sure if there was a police line of dicks

naomi watts riots
hahahaha i lvoeyou

i could point out yours

Monday, November 26, 2007

Real Talk.

For fuck's sake please please just stick to your Jenkem 5 chunks.

Pinball Getting Over

T.I.L.T.'s a Pussy.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

oh shit

this is really funny, midgets are really funny, firearm mishaps are really funny, people falling is really funny. funny music is funny, this is funny.

Saturday, November 17, 2007


put shit in your mouth, dont listen to blue turdz, i just finished a wicked drawing then put everything i used to make the drawing in my mouth, if i have a child im gonna tell him to put everything in his mouth.



Thursday, November 1, 2007

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

the slaughter

havent watched the whole thing. but could something with this much boobs and blood during the intro realy be bad?

Monday, October 22, 2007

canada eh

what a herb, i am better at c walkin thing this slob.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

shame on a nigga

i hate stupid abstract art, i hate polo chongos, i hate waiting, i hate not doing what i want, i hate big trucks.

Monday, October 15, 2007




The conclave entered into the room.
Inside of it they sat, these cardinals of doom.
Their votes was unanimous.
The horror instantaneous.
Observe! Smoke from chimney - not white but red!
They say it was the day that God bled.
Nuns weeped, holy men cursed
As they looked up onto the balcony and saw…
Beelzebub the First!

I am the Anti-Pope.
I am the Anti-Pope.
Like a lion kills an antelope.
Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe.
I am the Anti-Pope.

Two thousand years ago
Jesus said to his travelling show,
"No need for push. Do need for jostle.
Peter, you is my number one apostle.
Your name is mean rock - on you I build church.
No longer for successor I have need for to search."
But by Judas this words was overheard
And with mighty Satan he soon conferred,
"Oh Prince of darkness, be not in hesitation.
The head of God’s Church needs decapitation!"

I am the Anti-Pope.
I am the Anti-Pope.
Like a lion kills an antelope.
Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe.
I am the Anti-Pope.

"Hey, Grim Reaper, lend me your sickle.
This world needs some culling, blood needs to trickle!"
Prepare for the end - the Apocalypse approaches.
It’s feast time for maggots, worms and cockroaches.
But here comes White Horseman - Defender of God,
Exposing to everyone his powerful rod!
"I alone will fight for Jesus Christ
With sword so sharp I can make cheeses sliced."
He laughs to the Devil, he takes aim at Death
And he strikes down the enemy who takes one last breath.
But too early the victor makes his victory roar.
He may win this battle, but he not win the war.
For, yes, Beelzebub the First is set fire to then crucifixxed.
But next Anti-Pope is Zladko the 666th .

Yes, I am the Anti-Pope.
Like a lion kills an antelope.
Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe.
Like a neck in a hanging rope.
Like a germ in a microscope.
Like a witch reads a horoscope.
Like a cutter stabs an envelope.
I am the Anti-Pope.
There is no longer hope.
Long live Molvania!

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Sunday, October 7, 2007

Thursday, October 4, 2007


this actually makes me feel worse than that.


fuck the rain. this shit actually makes me not do anything and lay in bed all day and feel ok with it.
at least this is good.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

i fucking hate poop and puke and gross stuff its funny and shit but its fucking gross. i never wanna see anymore photos, videos, emails, nothing about it, i only like my poop in the toilette for like 3 seconds before i flush it for life. i like white paper and clean stuff right now.

i need one of these machines.

Monday, October 1, 2007

Sunday, September 30, 2007


this video makes me want 130 cats.

Friday, September 28, 2007


part 1 of new wes anderson film.

and hey if you dont like it. you get to see natalie portman naked.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

if you have the time, watch all the parts, hard as fuck, solid as dicks.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Quality Entertainment

Courtesy of The Seahag
Watch now!
Not for the weak.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007


i once knew this girl who will remain nameless, her story is somewhat sad but mostly rad. she refused to work a 9-5 job or hustle, steal, or do anything boring, she"worked" 3 nights a week and made more money then me and most of my other friends, one night on 3rd ave and 13th street she was waiting for the bus when a older man in a red mustang approached the curb slowly, he asked her "how much for blow job" when she first heard that she was shocked and disgusted. as a joke she said "five hundred dollars", the man replied, "get in". they drove around the corner and she went down on the man, no questions asked, she felt a rush, doing something that is horribly looked down apon, she didn't need the money, she didn't need it for drugs, it was just something to do, she ended up working downtown 3 nights a week by her self, no pimps, always wearing protection, living a normal life, just those 3 nights, she did this for a few months making around 2000 dollars a week, i just wish she told me this before we started dating.


animals rule