130CATS

this video makes me want 130 cats.
CAT WOMAN

THE DARJEELING LIMITED PART 1

part 1 of new wes anderson film.

and hey if you dont like it. you get to see natalie portman naked.

if you have the time, watch all the parts, hard as fuck, solid as dicks.

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Not for the weak.

lerjefeseverin

i once knew this girl who will remain nameless, her story is somewhat sad but mostly rad. she refused to work a 9-5 job or hustle, steal, or do anything boring, she"worked" 3 nights a week and made more money then me and most of my other friends, one night on 3rd ave and 13th street she was waiting for the bus when a older man in a red mustang approached the curb slowly, he asked her "how much for blow job" when she first heard that she was shocked and disgusted. as a joke she said "five hundred dollars", the man replied, "get in". they drove around the corner and she went down on the man, no questions asked, she felt a rush, doing something that is horribly looked down apon, she didn't need the money, she didn't need it for drugs, it was just something to do, she ended up working downtown 3 nights a week by her self, no pimps, always wearing protection, living a normal life, just those 3 nights, she did this for a few months making around 2000 dollars a week, i just wish she told me this before we started dating.

satire

animals rule