Wednesday, October 22, 2008


What the fuck is up with the craze that is KFC. its nasty as fuck and tastes bad. Theres one by my house and without fail, regardless of the price hike to 2.69, toonie tuesday causes a 24 hour flash mob of people whos wardrobe is constructed purely from beer promotions. The last time i ate some i had to keep checking my pants for shundies and my fingers were greasier than the 4 inches of skin underneath star jones' pre-op titties. KFC should stand for Kutty Fucking Chicken. But then again theres nothing like peaking on PCP with a nice warm bucket of "A Taste Of Asia" and a McCain Deep and Inedible Cake.

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